Tarot Zones

- Kate Gosselin “very hesitant” to believe affair rumors. That’s not a denial, folks. Although, a confirmation would be Jon Gosselin’s head on a stick in their front yard. But, you know, tastefully so the kids can use it… …read full story

Here’s Lindsay Lohan milking that time she was Marilyn Monroe for an upcoming issue of Spanish Vogue. Except I don’t remember Marilyn having the lizard back of a Sleeztak. Also, didn’t she do something really classic? Like, I dunno,… …read full story

Hayden Panettiere and Bristol Palin joined forces on Wednesday for National Teen Pregnancy Awareness Day in NYC sponsored by The Candies Foundation. It was an unlikely matchup considering Hayden campaigned for Obama while Bristol’s uterus sunk her m …read full story

Jessica Simpson poses for the latest issue of Vanity Fair whose editors apparently decided to employ more digital effects than goddamn Transformers. Literally, I’m amazed Michael Bay isn’t standing between Jessica’s breasts demanding something blows …read full story

While attending a Met Gala after-party Monday night, Kiefer Sutherland headbutted a fashion designer in an alleged effort to defend Brooke Shield’s honor. — And also because whiskey’s delicious. TMZ reports: We’re told witnesses say the alleged vic …read full story