Tarot Zones

Great news, everybody, Octomom has tumors on her uterus! Alright! According to Radar Online, she’ll be undergoing surgery that will leave her pretty much unable to conceive again. — We should throw a party: Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman will check… …read full story

Reality star Daisy De La Hoya (Rock of Love 2, Daisy of Love) was picked up by paramedics yesterday for a “possible overdose.” Except she didn’t want to go down without a fight and proceeded to beat the living… …read full story

In case anyone forgot Paris Hilton is a gigantic fucking idiot, here are some highlights from a pre-trial hearing she participated in yesterday. She’s being sued for $8 million for failing to promote the 2006 comedy Pledge This! in… …read full story

Here’s Julia Roberts vacationing in Hawaii this week with her family, and I love how she has her kids’ names tattooed above her ass. Because, really, nothing quite fills a child’s heart like knowing their name is just inches… …read full story

Kiefer Sutherland is expected to surrender to prosecutors today where he’ll be issued a desk appearance ticket for third degree assault. The charge is only a misdemeanor which means he won’t be jailed and is free to drink all… …read full story